Meow

I look at the world around me
and realize I have so much to teach my kittens:
how to land on their feet
how to read a room before entering it
how to recognize the sound of a treat bag...
from three kingdoms away
and
most importantly, 
how to keep their whiskers high 

when the world gets noisy and strange.
A clever cat learns from experience.
A wise cat learns from watching.
And a legendary cat? 
She teaches the next generation 
while looking fabulous in a sunbeam.
Naturally, I am available for lessons...
payment accepted in salmon:
wild-caught, of course. 
I have standards.