Saturday, August 29, 2026

Meow Meow

Saturday sounds ordinary. Caturday sounds like my kind of weekend. I have a nap to supervise. May your naps be long and your humans well-trained.

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Meow Meow

Learn your history. A good scratch behind the ears, a warm sunbeam, a bowl of tuna — none of these appeared out of nowhere. Everything has a story, even the things you take for granted.

Friday, August 7, 2026

Meow Meow

I worked hard for six weeks and finished writing Book # 9. Now my human, the editor, has my manuscript... and I have planned the perfect weekend:

• sleep

• stretch dramatically

• conduct routine window patrol

• ignore my human just long enough to keep expectations realistic

• accept compliments as my due

• return to sleeping

Monday, August 3, 2026

Meow

M — Mondays require minimum effort.

O — Obviously.

N — No chasing toys today.

D — Demand treats instead.

A — Avoid responsibilities.

Y — Your expectations amuse me.

Thursday, July 30, 2026