Meow Meow

Save the date: Sept. 15.
I’m about to drop more brilliance.
Try to keep up, humans.

Meow

 Rumi

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Hoppoo & Hazel - April 2025

Hoppoo & Hazel - August 2025

Meow

Four months ago today, I had surgery, and the vet said I couldn't nurse my four boys anymore. I've been proving her wrong every day for four months. The editor says it's ridiculous that I'm still nursing "grown men" this way... but I think sometimes she just forgets I make the rules. 

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My fur feels like it’s roasting, my paws are too sticky to even tiptoe, and don’t get me started on the sun glaring at me like it owns the world. I demand AC, frozen treats, and a dignified nap in the shadiest corner available. Summer, consider this a formal notice: I am not impressed. 

Meow

a page from Xenial Xenophile

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Creme Puff
(August 3, 1967 - August 6, 2005)

Time curled around Creme Puff
like a sunlit nap
Creme Puff,
the cat who made eternity purr.

Meow

my four + my editor's two